Showing posts with label Rob Zombie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rob Zombie. Show all posts

Monday Morning Movie Reviews: Halloween II



Horror movies are like Taco Bell, it's the same 5 ingredients combined in a different order, and sold as something new and improved. Most of the time you know what you're getting in to, and you usually have diarrhea afterwords. Plus, it provides an outlet for the cottage industry of bands whose members all wear masks, or capes, or both. Generally I would go off about how the remakes of movies are killing the creativity in Hollywood, but as I think about the fart I just let longer than I think about the Rob Zombie movie I just saw, I'd say my energy would be better spent elsewhere. Like thinking about the fart I just let. Man, that was the time of my life...

100% Fantastic.


Not that I'm a huge fan of Rob Zombie, but with as much as movies have been getting pussified (besides "Rambo"), it's great to see something like this. No deets on weather this is a real movie, or a Grindhouse style cocktease, but Hollywood needs to take note, if your movie isn't 51% Motherfucker and 49% Son of a Bitch, toss it in the garbage and start over.