Oh Hell Yes.

Charles Bronson was a badass of leviathan proportions. "Do you believe in Jesus?" He'd ask a street punk, responsible for raping and murdering his wife. "Good, because you're going to meet him." I saw that movie when I was about 10 and I cried when he shot the guy through the face with a .44 magnum, it was so cold blooded. If you are going to take the name of one of cinema's most grizzled ass kickers, it would be a good idea to look like Bill the Butcher and Chopper Reid had a baby in London and then locked him in solitary confinement for 30 years for robbing a post office of $50. I'd probably give that guy a pass. Please watch this trailer and then tell me if you can't hear Paul Walker and Vin Diesel weeping softly and singing Kum Bah Ya.

100% Fantastic.

Not that I'm a huge fan of Rob Zombie, but with as much as movies have been getting pussified (besides "Rambo"), it's great to see something like this. No deets on weather this is a real movie, or a Grindhouse style cocktease, but Hollywood needs to take note, if your movie isn't 51% Motherfucker and 49% Son of a Bitch, toss it in the garbage and start over.

And Here I Am, Using My Own Legs Like a Sucker.

Not only is it a pair of badass ROBOT LEGS, it's got swagger! It walks like someone who's thinking, "Fuck y'all, I got a Twenty in my pocket, a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20, and a down ass bitch at home that wants to watch Charles Bronson movies all weekend." This could single handedly get the entire Japanese culture's groove back.