Facial.

Thanks to Dan, I now am "socially networked". Total Nerdery has been achieved.

American Idol.

I Managed to crowbar a work trip to Denver in at the same time that Chuck Palahniuk was in town promoting his new book. This guy packs them in, and by "them" I mean "nerds". There were 300+ people there, and it was down to standing room only. I won't bore you with why I admire the shit out of this guys writing, but hearing the process behind some of his stories is fascinating. He broke down his formula for most of his books, labeling them "classic American fiction" in terms of their structure, and that they are all romances. One of his trademark reading ingredients is "gifts" for the audience, which this time included blow up sex dolls and anal bead bookmarks. Classy.

Utah: The Pinnacle of Fashion

Two more reasons to never leave your house. The temperature when this was taken was ball shrinkingly cold. Home slice is in shorts and ankle socks, his "girl" has taken dumpy butt, PJ pants, sluffed them in to Ugg Boots, and topped the whole shit sundae off with a woolen, Volkswagen, cherry. They're probably going to have ill-fitting, unfashionable, sex later on too...gross.

Shameless Cross Promotion

I've posted some Random Phone Pics on here before, it's one of my "go to" posts. I've actually become quite good at sniping people from the, "look at me, I'm just another jive ass with an iPhone talking a little too loud" position. Well, I've decided to take my Tom Berringer skills to the Billy Zane of blogs that a few other peeps are contributing to: nerdburgle.blogspot.com. A few other like minded individuals are going to be posting shit, so go on and check it out. I can see our rule of "only hand snapped pics" is getting tested, but rest assured, I will post no pic that I didn't witness personally. It's my journalistic integrity. I steal content all the time, most of this blog is copied and pasted straight from Vice, but not Random Phone Pics. Those are all me.