Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cats. Show all posts
I Can Haz Touching Kitteh Moovee?
My cats are really bugging the shit out of me lately, but I might go home and give them a little extra squish-ems tonight after seeing the above video. Kittehs FTW.
Via FilmDrunk
Off to Denver.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I love Salt Lake. Left the office at 6:55pm, made a 7:30 flight to Denver for the "After the Show and Demo Show". The mural above is one of the first things you see when coming to the Centennial State. Say what you will about "airport art", I like it. It says, "Welcome to Denver. You have two choices: be absorbed in agony by our gay dictatorship, or sleep uncomfortably on a pile of bricks. Your call. We'll destroy a building and stab a dove to show you we're serious, but if you choose the bricks, we'll let you keep Mr. Kissumwhiskers." Speaking of Kissumwhiskers, the place where I sleep on the floor here just got a new kitten. I forget what her name is, so I'm just going to call her Tor2gas. That means Turtle in Mexican text messaging.
Cats Do Smile, You Know.
Sure if they're big, and you fuck with them, they'll rip your face off. But when they do shit like this, it's almost as funny.
God Bless Japan
I know making fun of wierd Japanese stuff is about as hard as finding a bad picture of me (ZING! Serioiusly, if you want to see one, just find anything from my "long hair" phase...ugh) But this is like, some next level what-the-fuckery. Best as I can decipher, it is a disembodied cat's paw. With a trigger. So it's either a cute/deadly assasination device for the Pikatchu set, or it does that adorable hooking movement that cats do when they are trying to pull something in to their chest to lick, ok, kill. Cat's are down right sadistic sometimes. Those instincts that have been genetically passes on to make them chase a feather or a bit of yarn are the same ones that will keep a bird on the brink of death all afternoon while they fuck with it. Bastards. So this paw thing may be a way to fuck with your cats to give them a taste of their own medicine. Let's say your cat is walking along one of the many head high walls in your house, minding his own business.
Then, out of nowhere, WHAM! Punched in the face by another cat! But wait, "WTF did the cat go?! All I see is my owner, and they would never raise a hand in anger to..." WHAM! Another cross! Uppercut! Uppercut! Bodyblow! Cat goes down! It's kinda like hitting your roommate with a sock with an orange inside. No way to prove it was you.
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