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Thanks Hime. The internet has officially lost.

God Bless Japan

I know making fun of wierd Japanese stuff is about as hard as finding a bad picture of me (ZING! Serioiusly, if you want to see one, just find anything from my "long hair" phase...ugh) But this is like, some next level what-the-fuckery. Best as I can decipher, it is a disembodied cat's paw. With a trigger. So it's either a cute/deadly assasination device for the Pikatchu set, or it does that adorable hooking movement that cats do when they are trying to pull something in to their chest to lick, ok, kill. Cat's are down right sadistic sometimes. Those instincts that have been genetically passes on to make them chase a feather or a bit of yarn are the same ones that will keep a bird on the brink of death all afternoon while they fuck with it. Bastards. So this paw thing may be a way to fuck with your cats to give them a taste of their own medicine. Let's say your cat is walking along one of the many head high walls in your house, minding his own business.
Then, out of nowhere, WHAM! Punched in the face by another cat! But wait, "WTF did the cat go?! All I see is my owner, and they would never raise a hand in anger to..." WHAM! Another cross! Uppercut! Uppercut! Bodyblow! Cat goes down! It's kinda like hitting your roommate with a sock with an orange inside. No way to prove it was you.