iPwned.

Goddamn right. Ain't nobody, especially no black turtleneck wearin' muhfucka, gon tell me how MY iPhone icons lay out. "Where's your stock button?!" you might ax. In da trash where it 'pos ta be. All y'all stoopid muhfukkas can throw y'alls money away on stocks, me, I'm diversifyin' my ass. My portfolio consists of three parts: Bape, Jordan, and Jacob & Co, let's see your stocks get you mad bitches. Unnnngh. Check out this if you want to be a true rebel like myself.

How You Livin'?

If you're part of the other 99.9% of the world, probably not like this. My boy got married in Hawaii last weekend, I was in attendance (the reason for lack of updates last week, appologies to both my readers), and this is where they had it. Keep in mind this is a PRIVATE RESIDENCE that is in use PART OF THE YEAR. The bridge in this photo connects the master bedroom to the rest of the house, and the entire ocean side of the house is floor to ceiling glass. The pool (also pictured) winds from the front courtyard to the back yard, through the house. Ballin'. I could go on and on about how sick this house was, or how much fun Kauai is, but again, I must give you a couple of thousand words worth of pictures to do that job for me. Feel free to inhale through your teeth when you see the first one.

Wal-Mart Is The New Robb Report

I know when I say,"Wal-Mart", you say,"Eeeww. Poor people." But that type of thinking is so Late 90's. Wal-Mart is quickly becoming THE place for the rich and famous to do their shopping. Check out this spy pic I snapped of an obvious billionaire. I mean, this guy (some kind of internet-post-dot-com-bust-myspace-inventor type)is buying his sundries from his OWN PRIVATE SHOPPING CART. He even hired an eldery Russian lady to push him around. But he is no slavedriver, he bought her some Crocs (in the limited edition Stash x Hundreds x Supreme purple colorway), and he texts what he wants her to buy on his Sidekick 4 (pictured here, good luck finding one!). So next time you want to see where the Ballers ball, go to where prices are low and account balances are high as hell.