And Here I Am, Using My Own Legs Like a Sucker.

Not only is it a pair of badass ROBOT LEGS, it's got swagger! It walks like someone who's thinking, "Fuck y'all, I got a Twenty in my pocket, a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20, and a down ass bitch at home that wants to watch Charles Bronson movies all weekend." This could single handedly get the entire Japanese culture's groove back.

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