Street Dreams Trailer from chris zamoscianyk on Vimeo.
Since the devil has yet to approach me with an offer to give me millions of dollars in exchange for something near and dear to me (you're thinking dignity, but you'd be wrong), I will continue to judge quite harshly those that have. The level of douche-chillery brought on by the above video is so unbelievably high, I almost didn't post it. Thanks to HD technology, you can now pinpoint the exact moment that skateboarding's heart breaks. It's right around the time that P-Rod's movie Dad screams, "You're throwing your life away!" or when Dyrdek says, "A 360 Flip to Nosegrind on a handrail? That's some Fantasy Factory shit!" and turns to the camera and winks. Rumor has it, they got the hardest trick in skateboarding on film for the movie's climactic moment, it's called, "The Shark Jump" and if the above is any indication, they nailed it.
