Ernest Borgnine's Remains Not Included.

Airwolf is up for auction, which is a shame, because let's face it, there's a war going on, and we could use all the help we can get. Just a heads up to the D.O.D., the reserve's just been lowered, so put your (internet) snipers on high alert.
In all seriousness, I wonder how many marriages and or relationships were ruined because of an obsessive homage to a TV series that lasted two seasons.

"Steven, where are you going? I thought we were going to make love tonight?"
"I can't. I'll be back later."
"You bastard. You're going to work on that stupid helicopter!"
"It's not a helicopter! It's Airwolf: Supercopter! How many times..."
"You don't! This is the last time! I'm leaving you!"
"Fine, go ahead. When the Helicopter Museum opens, I'll be a hero, and you'll just be a nobody."
"I'd rather be a nobody than the wife of a mad man!"
(Door slams)