You know in those horror movies where the monster is like a shapeshifter or a changeling or whatever? There's usually a part in the movie where the monster has taken the shape of somebody's best friend, or teacher, or dad, and somebody will be talking to the monster in disguise and all of a sudden they'll see something that clues them in to the fact that it's a facade? Like the monster will say something like, "I just can't get enough of these Reese's Pieces!" and the person talking to them will realize, "My best friend/teacher/dad HATES Reese's Pieces!" and they'll jump out of the way right as the monster makes it's move. These kids need to get the fuck away from this thing immediately, because no self-respecting "Cool Dad" would wear a cell phone on his belt. RUN YOU STUPID BASTARDS! RUN!
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You know in those horror movies where the monster is like a shapeshifter or a changeling or whatever? There's usually a part in the movie where the monster has taken the shape of somebody's best friend, or teacher, or dad, and somebody will be talking to the monster in disguise and all of a sudden they'll see something that clues them in to the fact that it's a facade? Like the monster will say something like, "I just can't get enough of these Reese's Pieces!" and the person talking to them will realize, "My best friend/teacher/dad HATES Reese's Pieces!" and they'll jump out of the way right as the monster makes it's move. These kids need to get the fuck away from this thing immediately, because no self-respecting "Cool Dad" would wear a cell phone on his belt. RUN YOU STUPID BASTARDS! RUN!
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The belt buckle should have been an indicator also.
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