If Fat, White Kids Can't Eat McDonald's While Bluetoothing For Wii Games At Wal-Mart, Then The Terrorists Have Already Won.

All the CIA needs to do is put this kid in the middle of a snare trap in Baghdad, and the war's over within a week. How can you NOT jihad that? The only real danger to the kid is he might suffocate when all of the oxygen is sucked out of Iraq when everyone there gasps like I did when I saw him. Thanks to Brock for the pic.