Monday Morning Movie Reviews: Star Trek


It's a pretty decent movie, but I almost got my ass kicked (in written form on blogs of course) by the nerds in the theater, because I kept making Star Wars references throughout the movie. I suggest you try it. Here's some examples:

"Pfft. The Death Star did it way better."
"What is that guy supposed to be, a Thug Ewok?"
"How many parsecs did it take Kirk to do the Kessel Run?"

You really only need the first one, and if repeated enough, someone will eventually get mad enough to update their Facebook Status to: "Pissed." B+.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA such good suggestions/ i'll let you know how california nerds react to it

sara2delta said...

but the death star DID do it better. still a good flick.