If given the choice between eternal fire and damnation, with a side of clothes tearing (extra teeth-gnashing, please!), and having to sit through this once a week, I'll take hell and never look back. Sure I may be getting skinned alive daily while dark flocks of Satan's crows peck out my ever regenerating eyeballs, but did you see those dance moves? Can you imagine this getting written about in the Old Testament?
"And lo, he with the ape-ish features gathered his back up dancers, one fresh and lithe, the other old as time itself, and they went in to the woods for 40 days and nights. When they returned, they gathered their followers in the Jerusalem Sheraton (home of the free continental breakfast) and they showed their flock the gift of funkified dance moves that the Lord had bestowed upon them. And the people were amazed, for though they were white, they managed to make the running man and moonwalk look even gayer than ever before. And the Lord was pleased."
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IS that Jason Dyer???
This is the only reason you should be going to church. No poorly choreographed, shitty lyric nonsense? NO THANK YOU.
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