
Far be it from me to accuse Hollywood of being unoriginal(!), but I'd rather see things go in this direction than to see "Fight Club 2: Dance Crewz"
From Variety
"Will Clark is set to direct "Pride and Predator," which veers from the traditional period costume drama when an alien crash lands and begins to butcher the mannered protags, who suddenly have more than marriage and inheritance to worry about."
Sounds like a brilliant sub-genre in the vein of "Will It Blend?". There should be someone at each studio, in charge of running every script through potential "Predatorization". For example:
"In this concert film, from the same director as "Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour," you follow the Jonas Brothers as they cross the country on their "Burning Up Tour".
Studio Exec: Sounds good, Michael?"
Michael, head of Predatorization: (Looks up from notes)"UNTIL, they run in to the Predator in South Dakota and have to try and survive as they are hunted and brutally killed, one by one."
Studio Exec: I like it better with the Predator. We're going to green-light that version.
Looks like another Golden Age of Hollywood is upon us. Predator bless us, every one.
Via Defamer
1 comment:
hahaha! arnold should return as the ass-kicking governor to save california from alien threat///
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