Dance Party!

Dear Vegas,

Please don't put me on your guest lists, give me free booze, and turn me loose on the dance floor. There isn't enough scotch tape in the world to repair how much I tear shit up. And tell the dude in the Team Building Exercise '99 polo, even if I wanted a tutorial on your jailbroken iPod, I don't think the middle of "Better Off Alone" is the place for it. I'm here to dance, so GTFOOMW. 

Thanks,

Chris