The Joy of Dry Heaves.


Just an APB to anyone within farting distance of me, I fucking hate gummy bears. Their fucking gummy faces, their fucking gummy texture, and the smell...good lord. I would rather be locked in to a 69 with Gene Shalit than to have an open bag of gummy bears within a quarter mile of my nose. But, here we are. In the same office even. I can't believe Disney tried to market a whole show around these disgusting things, why not "The Adventures of the Loose Stool Samples?" The girl one is kind of hot though.

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